` Fighting Evil By Moon Light


so fetch


(you are new and near now to someone you used to love
when you were young; when all was gold and you two touched
and felt the flutter underneath your skin. you stood in glowing rooms,
the light dripping from both of you.
and nothing since has felt as radiant or real.)
and there is nothing more i want than just one night
that’s free of doubt and sadness



Anti-Friendzone Makeup Tutorial

literally the most beautiful thing that ive ever watched





Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.

Jesus christ your cute

You rock these shorts gurl

omg u a bae pls don’t stop


Take It Easy (Love Nothing) | Bright Eyes

But if you stay too long inside my memory,
I will trap you in a song tied to a melody,
and I’ll keep you there so you can’t bother me.

This isn’t a selfie just because. This one comes with a story. Ready? Here goes.
So the weather today was close to 80° and it was very humid outside. Basically, it was hot and gross outside today. So when I went to hang out with a friend, this is the outfit I wore. Cute and reasonable for the weather, right?
Apparently not. We stopped at Mobile to see another friend and while I was patiently waiting for her to finish helping a customer, an older woman noticed my outfit. She gave me a once-over look So. It was like 80° and humid earlier right? I’m wearing a tank top, a vest, and a pair of shorts and this old lady comes up to me and goes, “Sweetheart, aren’t you cold in that outfit?” to which I said no and she goes, “Well when I get cold, I put on a coat.”and came up to me.
“Sweetheart,” she says, voice full of contempt, “aren’t you cold in that outfit?”
“No,” I replied, slightly confused because, as previously mentioned, it was hot and gross outside today.
The woman looks at me again and gives a small, condescending smile. It was at this point that I began to understand where she was going with the conversation.
“Well,” she said, “when I’m cold, I—” at this point, her voice and body language turn very pointed, “—put on a coat.” She gives me one last look before turning and walking away.
Now, I don’t know about you, but what I gathered from the short conversation with this woman was that she thought my outfit was too revealing.
Yes. The shirt is low cut.
Yah. My shorts are short and the show my tattoo.
And dear glob forgive me. My shoulders are showing.
But why did it matter to this woman? Why did she feel the need to go out of her way to make sure that I, a complete stranger, knew that she disapproved of my personal choice?
I don’t know. I certainly don’t understand how she felt my choice of clothing mattered in any way regarding her life and her day.
Now. I do want to be fair here. I do own longer shorts. I could have worn those. I have shirts that don’t show of my chest so much that I easily could have thrown on. And of course, how could I forget something so simple as covering my shoulders?!
But I didn’t want to.
My body. My clothes. My choice.

I don’t get on twitter often but after seeing this, maybe I should.

So my friend is on a cruise and she goes, “I have to go. My ship is leaving port!”
It took me an embarrassingly long to realize that her OTP was not having a moment and she in fact meant an actually ship.







Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

This literally

But we totally don’t need sexual education in this country. 

Nope, abstinence is working just fine.

​This is why we need comprehensive sexual education people. - Paige

If you ever wanted to know how sex ed works in America, this is it

How are we still alive as a nation?

If you ever needed concrete proof that abstinence only education isn’t working, this is it.

So I was trying to make ship names for my family and I ran into a problem with my mom and dad.
And Kenny.
I don’t know how to make their ship name.
I have failed.

There is literally nothing worse than having a song you hate stuck in your head don’t fight me on this.


Shoutout to every person who’s ever cried in a department store fitting room because they don’t make clothes that love our bodies the way we ought to. 

I’m not sure which is scarier in their ability to always show up when mentioned: tumblr user pizza or the Supernatural fandom.


Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.


"sexuality is a spectrum so everyone’s a little bisexual"

visible light is also a spectrum but i don’t see you calling everything you’ve ever seen “a little green”