` Fighting Evil By Moon Light

There is literally nothing worse than having a song you hate stuck in your head don’t fight me on this.


Shoutout to every person who’s ever cried in a department store fitting room because they don’t make clothes that love our bodies the way we ought to. 

I’m not sure which is scarier in their ability to always show up when mentioned: tumblr user pizza or the Supernatural fandom.


Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.


"sexuality is a spectrum so everyone’s a little bisexual"

visible light is also a spectrum but i don’t see you calling everything you’ve ever seen “a little green”

They forgot Adam.

The best thing to say when I guy is being creepy and greets you with Hey sexy?

"Wish I could say the same."

It’s great for a few different reasons.
1. It’s a quick rejection.
2. It implies you’re out of their league.
3. It insults this dude who probably thinks he’s God’s gift to women.
4. You sound super clever and quick witted.
5. Maybe it will make guys realize that saying Hey sexy to someone you don’t know isn’t really the best way to make yourself seem like someone girls want to talk to.

My parents are paying for McDonald’s? More like buying from the REGULAR MENU BITCHES.

I just saw something on TV about an old band called The Who and it took me longer than I care to admit to realize that there wasn’t a Doctor Who special on that I didn’t know about and this is why I need a life.





Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.



I don’t need more stuffed critters. I realize this. But cuddly Bast and Anubis! 

(Seattle folks, you can get them at Gargoyles in the U-District.)

And you can try to stop my dancing feet, but I just cannot sit still!


I care about the problems of men. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they have to be stoic beasts incapable of emotion. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they are lust-filled monsters incapable of controlling their own libidos. I care that the patriarchy tells men that they cannot be raped or assaulted because the patriarchy believes women are too weak and inferior to be dangerous.

Feminists did not do this to you, other men did.

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